Mom Has A New Nickname.
I have taken to calling Mom Jeffy. At first she seemed okay with this new nickname. But then when I told her the origins of the name Jeffy, she yelled at me.
Mom: I AINT NO FAMILY CIRCUS FAG. SHUT YOUR BULLSHIT.
I have taken to calling Mom Jeffy. At first she seemed okay with this new nickname. But then when I told her the origins of the name Jeffy, she yelled at me.
Mom: I AINT NO FAMILY CIRCUS FAG. SHUT YOUR BULLSHIT.
Mom recently asked me what Paris Hilton does for a living. I told her that she basically does nothing. Mom responded with her beliefs.
Mom: WELL GIVING BLOWJOBS CAN GET YOU A LIVING SO SHE MUST DO SOMETHING.