Mom Has A Problem With Hemmrhoids.

I was waiting for my mom to pick me up at the local movie theatre one evening. It was a nice night so I decided to wait outside for her. I sat myself on the concrete for a few minutes. Suddenly her car pulled up and with that started an insane rant.

Mom: HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY GET OFF THE CONCRETE! IF YOU SIT ON CONCRETE TOO LONG YOU WILL GET HEMMRHOIDS AND I DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR THOSE FUCKERS AT THE DOCTOR!