Mom Thinks She Owes Me Money.

Mom: I DON'T OWE YOU ANY MONEY, RIGHT?!
Me: No.
Mom: GOOD. BECAUSE LIKE, IF YOU WERE WITH AN ITALIAN DUDE, AND I OWED YOU MONEY, I WOULD OWE INTEREST! THEN WHEN I DIDN'T PAY UP, I WOULD LOSE SOME FUCKING LIMBS AND THAT WOULD FUCKING SUCK.
Me: What?
Mom: ITALIANS!