Mom (Seems To) Like Pornography.

Mom: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, LET ME GET MY GLASSES. IS IT REALLY PORNOGRAPHY?!
Me: No mom, it's not.
Mom: LET ME GET MY GLASSES. ARE THERE PUBES?
Me: It's just John Cusack.
Mom: DAMMIT. IF THAT WAS PORNOGRAPHY, I WOULD BE ALL OVER THAT.