Mom Goes To The Doctor.

Mom: When I got into his office, I told him that I needed a prescription for more crazy pills. So he said "Do you need pills to stop being crazy, or pills to keep you from being crazy?" and I said "I need the pills that stop the craziness, and then I need the pills that keep me from being crazy because there are different levels here and I need to make sure all of them are covered."
Me: So you're trying to eliminate as much crazy as possible?
Mom: Yeah but it's NOT FUCKING WORKING.