Mom Wants To Make A Website.

Mom: I WANT TO MAKE A WEBSITE.
Me: Why?
Mom: I WANT TO TAKE DOWN MY FORMER EMPLOYER. Do you think I can do that on Angelfire?
Me: I'll think about it mom.
Mom: I CAN DO IT MYSELF, THE HMLT* CAN'T BE TOO HARD TO LEARN.
Me: I'll see what I can do mom.

*Actual quote.